A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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