- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Your mother is so fat.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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