Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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