- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I used to know what alzheimers was

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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