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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why did your mum die young because she had canser

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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