Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Democracy.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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