Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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