Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

whats white jizz

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Where's my tractor?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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