- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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