- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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