5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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minorities

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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