- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Asian women drivers...

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How come grilled cheese?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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