What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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