what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Manchester City

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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