- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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