Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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