- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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