xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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