Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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