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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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