some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A jew enters a mall.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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