- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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