- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

who is not good looking? mon morello

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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