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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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