- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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