- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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