Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Anti Joke

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