- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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