Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

you suck

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

yolo your orange looks orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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