- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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