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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

what you get time to go with? - a clock

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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