Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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