Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

knock knock come in

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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