Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Michael Brown

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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