- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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