Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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