There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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