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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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