- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

ask me if im a door yes

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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