a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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black

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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