A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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