Jesus wept.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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anti-joke teehee

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Knock knock, come in.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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pussy enough said

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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