so a baby seal walks into a club...

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anti-joke teehee

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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