Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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