Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Stephen Hawking

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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