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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How old are you? 7

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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