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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin laden is dead

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

So FDR walks into a bar.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Refrigerator

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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