My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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