Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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