- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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