- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Bob Saget that is all

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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