- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's 9+10? 19.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

the redsox

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

a black man pays his child support

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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