What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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