why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock Knock. Not home.

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