- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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