A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

European on my shoes, buddy.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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