Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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