Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Religion.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

noah is a scrub jungle

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What are annoying? Ads.

A blonde dies Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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