- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

why do mexicans get made fun of

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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