Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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