What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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WILLYS

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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school homewrok

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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