- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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