- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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