- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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