- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Rush Limbaugh

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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