Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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