Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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