- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Once upon a time, The end.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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