A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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