what's up? my penis.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If youre African, why are you white?

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

knock knock

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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