a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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black people

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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