What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Knock knock come in.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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