AIDS

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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my mind's eye?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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